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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Im a big fat liar

Facebook is addictive, mainly for some stupid ass games.
but addictive nontheless..

A guy i went to high school found me and started talking to me..
let me tell you about B ..

he is /was a thalidomide baby , ( or whatever ..he has a fucking flipper)
and he's maybe 3 fucking foot tall.

Now i dont have problems with this ..
he's cute, he was cute in HS , and i was super curious about him then
but he was a dick and was always rude to me whenever i asked questions ..( i like asking questions )

( i cant say i wouldnt be a dick too..but whatever..Im not ..Ha )

anyways , he started talking to me and i could tell he was getting ..involved ?
yikes..

so i put 'In a relationship' on my profile .im a coward i know..
( jesus ..this dude knows my family ..he lives in my home town !..his sister is our librarian )

and for the record I didnt want to possibly date him because he's got more baggage than the titanic and I just cant deal .
so there..
im a saint

a single unattached saint branded with a facebook 'in a relationship ' :(

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Family Part III - Facebook

i have a shitload of family on facebook.

I come from a very conservative state in the south..
my family is mostly southern baptist and republican.

I curse...a lot

yeah..

My cousin posted a big question about what should he do about a family member who has major potty mouth .
Like I wouldnt know he's talking about me ..
the fucker..

I decided fuck family ..
I AM NOT going to be censored ..
I spent my ENTIRE childhood trying to fit in with these people..stifling myself trying to be like the rest of those sheep.

I curse, but i also express myself very well..so its not like I'm just a grunting moron who spouts fuck every other grunt.

Its not worth the shit, yanno?

Im perfectly happy having no family members being in my online life at all ..


fuck them

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Family Part II

Im a cheery sort of girl

overall I had a great time ..but...

Me and mama had a massive argument about religion and politics..

m a s s i v e..

apparently i was screeching at some point ..
( I hate when i screech..dammit.. )

The only reason it blew over fairly quickly is because my sister L had a meltdown..

let me tell you about my sister L .

She's perfect..

She's married to a man who adores her, she has 2 children 20 and 17 who are really great people
she's financially very well off.
She's 46 but has a fabo body ( and eats basically what she wants and NEVER works out)
and she's smart and funny.


but

She's fearful of a lot of things , flying , appliances catching on fire , other peoples driving ...just mostly everything..

and by fearful i mean FEARFUL..

and my cousin Lynns wife said something to her about her being afraid of flying .
( lynn and his wife go jetting off to Belize at a moments notice , they're those types )
and my sister got her feelings hurt..
she had a meltdown about how she thinks they were telling her her life had no meaning ..
god help us all.

I remember now why I moved far away..
my family is insane

Monday, September 07, 2009

Family



I had a blast this weekend, spent a ton of time with mommy , sisters , nephews and nieces ...and my sons..
it was great..

Loads of goofy pictures were made..


good times :)

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Carolina in my mind




North Carolina that is ..

God isnt it funny ?
I haven't lived in NC for eons ..
I didnt feel a part of NC when I actually did live there..
but now ..

Its in my soul..

I leave on the 3rd, and I'll be back in flat flat texas on the 8th..
A quick pop in to remind me why i left :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Im not so terrible

you ever meet someone who just doesn't 'get' you?


I tend to make self deprecating remarks , goofy little putdowns about myself that i think are hilarious.

And then i run into someone who reprimands me about being so hard on myself..
lecture me for eons about how i should respect myself and blah blah blah ..
jesus !

get a sense of humor people ..

I LIKE me !! honest!

I just dont take myself so freaking seriously ..
People like to laugh , people have enough loads of shit to tote every day..
they dont need me adding to their pile.
lets just laugh and pretend we dont have a worry in the world..
then go home and drink ourselves into a stupor ..k ?

Dont try to save me ..
Im not a damsel in distress..

Monday, August 17, 2009

Trying to be a smart girl with a dumb girls brain

Technology is magic to me ..
I dont understand it at all , so I tend to think there's fairies inside my computer,
making all the magic happen .

But sometimes in life you want to pretend you're all super smart and not the flaming idiot you know you are..
so you set out to get a web site cause , well yanno you have a blog, or you want to sell supa cool jewelry your daughter makes in the basement.
(coff coff)
and then you hear about stuff called web site hosting ..
( OMG!! what the crap is WEB SITE HOSTING!!?? )

I do know how to read..luckily
so i can just read about what the cool kids are doing ..
I can read what the ones who know think a regular girl like me would need to know.

like justhost is better than fatcow.
I would have totally picked fatcow just cause of the name ,
I love self deprecating names, it's a personal quirk.

knowledge is power people..and as long as i can afford to pay someone to think for me ..
well ,without it looking like i have PEOPLE who really THINK for me !
think from a distance super geeks!
I have to be independent!

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