Waiting for life to start

Im boring..

working + Cynnie makes for supa supa uninteresting..

I hiked this weekend in the canyon, it cost 10 fucking dollars to get into this lame ass canyon..TEN FUCKING DOLLARS..
jesus christ..

If i hadnt of driven a gazillion mile ( 18 or so )
I would have told the very chirpy old lady at the gate to fuck herself.

Texas isnt terrible..its just dull..DULL

this is where old cowgirls go to die

Posted by Cynnie at 6/28/2009 05:37:00 PM | 6 comments    

This was the gayest thing I've ever seen..minus drag queens..

Me and daughter tried to just concentrate on the supa hot dancing cowboys in chaps..

but jesus..

What amazed me really was the audience members who actually laughed with honest amusement..
I'm sooo cynical, and snarky..

Yeah texas..yeehaw..

( fyi, Ive been southern my entire life and I've never yeehawed even once ..)

Posted by Cynnie at 6/14/2009 09:50:00 AM | 10 comments    

but this is funny shit

Posted by Cynnie at 5/30/2009 11:17:00 PM | 6 comments    

my weight goes up and down..all depends on how lazy i am at that particular time of my life..
But im always healthy..
I went to the dr once for my annual check up..

BP 90/60
Pulse 54

cholesterol all super snazzy ( i forget the numbers )

me..fat as fuck

and the dr says..

so, you're an athlete ?


no shit..

Posted by Cynnie at 5/23/2009 09:22:00 PM | 5 comments    

they have something here about teaching young girls how to model ..

some girls you can see that they are going to be super gorgeous when they grow up..

some girls not so much..

all of these girls just need to be left alone to be little girls

Posted by Cynnie at 5/11/2009 02:34:00 PM | 8 comments    

Ive been packing ..and last week i bought two new bras..one was the super dowdy bra i posted myself wearing ( who can forget that scrumptious picture ?)
and one was very pink ..very very pink ( but on sale ..yay! )

The pink bra is NOWHERE to be found !

I swear I cant remember taking it off anywhere , and I have a washer and dryer so I havent taken it anywhere..

all I can think is it ran away from home ..
Maybe i expected too much from that little 15 dollar brassiere ,


If you happen to see a pepto pink bra wandering around ..

tell her I still love her , and I'll change..I swear.

Posted by Cynnie at 4/30/2009 09:27:00 AM | 9 comments    

The most important reason I'm moving back to the states..

so I can see my boy..
I am his Nina, and I love him more than anything ..
mi comadre needs to watch out ..I'm stealing him !

Posted by Cynnie at 4/28/2009 09:53:00 AM | 3 comments