I have to go to an office end of the year party ...in VEGAS!! woot!
so i've planning my wardrobe..
i love this dress !..
I ordered it ( 39 dollas baby!)
i'm thinking big 70's hair big earrings ...shitloads of make up with frosted lips..
and tall black boots.
im gonna make this cheap dress work !
but cyn...this dress is downright demure ...where's the cleavage ?
Just trust me people..once i shove this ol body in it...it'll be anything but safe :)
Lets say you had a guy you adored...
and for whatever reasons ya'll just never managed to make it work, but couldnt seem to let each other go completely either.
would you give it one last big ass try ?
Facebook is addictive, mainly for some stupid ass games.
but addictive nontheless..
A guy i went to high school found me and started talking to me..
let me tell you about B ..
he is /was a thalidomide baby , ( or whatever ..he has a fucking flipper)
and he's maybe 3 fucking foot tall.
Now i dont have problems with this ..
he's cute, he was cute in HS , and i was super curious about him then
but he was a dick and was always rude to me whenever i asked questions ..( i like asking questions )
( i cant say i wouldnt be a dick too..but whatever..Im not ..Ha )
anyways , he started talking to me and i could tell he was getting ..involved ?
yikes..
so i put 'In a relationship' on my profile .im a coward i know..
( jesus ..this dude knows my family ..he lives in my home town !..his sister is our librarian )
and for the record I didnt want to possibly date him because he's got more baggage than the titanic and I just cant deal .
so there..
im a saint
a single unattached saint branded with a facebook 'in a relationship ' :(
i have a shitload of family on facebook.
I come from a very conservative state in the south..
my family is mostly southern baptist and republican.
I curse...a lot
yeah..
My cousin posted a big question about what should he do about a family member who has major potty mouth .
Like I wouldnt know he's talking about me ..
the fucker..
I decided fuck family ..
I AM NOT going to be censored ..
I spent my ENTIRE childhood trying to fit in with these people..stifling myself trying to be like the rest of those sheep.
I curse, but i also express myself very well..so its not like I'm just a grunting moron who spouts fuck every other grunt.
Its not worth the shit, yanno?
Im perfectly happy having no family members being in my online life at all ..
fuck them
Im a cheery sort of girl
overall I had a great time ..but...
Me and mama had a massive argument about religion and politics..
m a s s i v e..
apparently i was screeching at some point ..
( I hate when i screech..dammit.. )
The only reason it blew over fairly quickly is because my sister L had a meltdown..
let me tell you about my sister L .
She's perfect..
She's married to a man who adores her, she has 2 children 20 and 17 who are really great people
she's financially very well off.
She's 46 but has a fabo body ( and eats basically what she wants and NEVER works out)
and she's smart and funny.
but
She's fearful of a lot of things , flying , appliances catching on fire , other peoples driving ...just mostly everything..
and by fearful i mean FEARFUL..
and my cousin Lynns wife said something to her about her being afraid of flying .
( lynn and his wife go jetting off to Belize at a moments notice , they're those types )
and my sister got her feelings hurt..
she had a meltdown about how she thinks they were telling her her life had no meaning ..
god help us all.
I remember now why I moved far away..
my family is insane
I had a blast this weekend, spent a ton of time with mommy , sisters , nephews and nieces ...and my sons..
it was great..
Loads of goofy pictures were made..
good times :)
North Carolina that is ..
God isnt it funny ?
I haven't lived in NC for eons ..
I didnt feel a part of NC when I actually did live there..
but now ..
Its in my soul..
I leave on the 3rd, and I'll be back in flat flat texas on the 8th..
A quick pop in to remind me why i left :)